Don't Worry, God is ALWAYS Watching

Dear Stranger in the Neighboring Bathroom Stall,
Sorry for making you so uncomfortable that you were only able to pee while I was decorating for 10 minutes, but you could have done your business and come out. I wouldn't have judged you for tinkling (or whatever else you needed to do). Besides, don't you know that God is watching you anyway?

Good luck with your potty issues.

Love,
The Toilet Decorator



Location: 2nd Floor of NYU's Kimmel Center

As someone who goes to the bathroom pretty regularly (for necessary purposes and for decorating), I really enjoy the taboo around essential human excretion and thus, quite enjoyed this strange encounter (or perhaps the lack of). The lightning bolt is over the sensor, though God somehow still got the toilet to flush while I was getting my decor on and I swear the lights dimmed as I was putting up the sign.

For nervous potty-goers as the stranger I freaked out today, seriously, don't worry, God is always watching.


Thanks to Katie and Burke for design contributions. Feel free to contribute! Unhelpful criticisms go in the "Suggestion Box" (and yes, I did just cite myself).