Ass Kisser

Location: Hudson River public bathroom off of Christopher Street

Let me just say, decorating public bathrooms is not easy. It takes a significant amount of planning ahead and even then, you never know what you're going to end up with. In this situation, I was cramped in a stall with people attempting to hotbox the entire bathroom on the other side of the panel and transsexual hookers yelling into the bathroom and at passerby outside ("Dammnnnn it smells gooood in there. Oh hey baby, look at that fiiiine thing"). I have no doubt that Christopher Street will inevitably be the reason I use the "bear repellent" I keep on my key chain for the first time ever.

Also, I discovered that the automatic flush is my worst enemy. This toilet flushed vehemently and in a manner that caused a lot of splashing onto the seat. Thus, I had to try and dodge the sensor while decorating and even then, it flushed about 5 times during the few minutes I was in there - and yet for some reason, there is still toilet paper in the bowl - no idea where that came from.